BLEUGH

Simon should be arrested for the smell he has just created in the bathroom, he was in there mastering it for ages and now he's left the door open for Bronny, Euan and I to breathe the fumes in.

Seriously there must be a mustard gas looking cloud over our house right now and anything low flying will drop down dead, pray this is not on the route for bats.

*upchucks* he fucking STINKS! rofl